nostopdasgay:

qthewetsprocket:

blakesreckoning:

tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends

#do we get killed off in our time zones or all together because i want a heads up from japan

It’s so rude when the apocalypse doesn’t give you a schedule.

Tag your Apocolypse spoilers please.

ih0peyourwifidies:

omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but it’s for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg 

dont-google-yourself:

one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die 

imagine if you went to a restaurant and when they said “can i take your order” you just said “no” and walked out