do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

little-weed:

is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

flanoirbunny:

you can ship two people of the same gender as a platonic “brotp” without being homophobic (ﾉ ◕ヮ ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

you can ship two people of the same gender romantically/sexually without being a queer fetishizer ✧・ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ヮ ◕ヽ)

you can ship two people of the same gender both platonically and romantically and oh my god stop automatically assuming someone’s ship choices are motivated by bigotry ✧・ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ ヮ ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧